Boot Camp Survival Kit
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Throat lozenges to soothe his throat after screaming at the recruits all day
Spray starch : to see if he can be any more stiff and unyielding with the rules
A bag of craft doll hair so that when he goes out in public he can "have some"
A bag of hard candy :to sweeten him up
A bag of life-savers :to thank him for the fine training he gave your Son/Daughter which will keep him/her safe
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