Mail Carriers Survival Kit
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Bag...to put your frustrations, worries and troubles in before you go home
Cotton Balls...to cushion your rough roads
* Hamburgers...to divert the dogs attention
Happy Faces...to remind you that smiling is contagious
M & Ms...to remind you that you are "M"arvelous and "M"eaningful
Mounds Bar...for the mounds of miles you walk
Peppermints...to keep you cool
Scissors...to help you "cut" out the bad parts of your day
Snickers Bar...to remind you to keep your sense of humor
Starburst...to give you that extra "burst" of energy at the end of your route
Symphony Bar...to put some music into your route
Tootsie Roll...to help complaints "roll" off your back
P.S....I asked the Postmaster to increase your salary to "$100 GRAND" and he said that your "CHEX" are in the mail.
ęPaulette, 1999 ~ TLC Creations