Mail Carriers Survival Kit
Compliments of
www.Budget101.com &
kitchenmixgifts
Your #1 Penny-Pinching Resource on the web!
… Bag...to put your frustrations, worries and troubles in before you go home
… Cotton Balls...to cushion your rough roads
*…Hamburgers...to divert the dogs attention
… Happy Faces...to remind you that smiling is contagious
… M & Ms...to remind you that you are "M"arvelous and "M"eaningful
…Mounds Bar...for the mounds of miles you walk
… Peppermints...to keep you cool
… Scissors...to help you "cut" out the bad parts of your day
…Snickers Bar...to remind you to keep your sense of humor
…Starburst...to give you that extra "burst" of energy at the end of your route
… Symphony Bar...to put some music into your route
…Tootsie Roll...to help complaints "roll" off your back
P.S....I asked the Postmaster to increase your salary to "$100 GRAND" and he said that your "CHEX" are in the mail.
©Paulette, 1999 ~ TLC Creations